70 Feet And 40 Tons Makes Hell Of A Suppository shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
With a bold statement that blends humor and wit, this design features the memorable phrase '70 Feet And 40 Tons Makes Hell Of A Suppository' prominently displayed. Ideal for those who appreciate a cheeky play on words, it’s perfect for casual gatherings, barbecues, or humorous conversations with friends. The classic typography brings a light-hearted feel, making it an amusing addition to any outfit. Wear this shirt to express your unique personality, whether at work, out with friends, or just relaxing at home. This T-shirt proves that a touch of humor can go a long way in sparking joy and laughter.
Product details
- Fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
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