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Black Chef Ive Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned T-shirt

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SizeLength (in)Width (in)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

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Boldly showcasing a cheeky sense of humor, this T-shirt is designed for chefs who know how to spice things up in the kitchen and in life. With its edgy phrase, 'I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned,' it's perfect for culinary professionals and home cooks alike who appreciate a good joke about the challenges of their trade. Great for casual dining events, chef competitions, or simply hanging out with fellow foodies, this shirt ensures you serve up not just delicious food but also plenty of laughs.

Product details

Fabric
100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
Print placement
Front, Back, Front + Back
Garment options
13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
Available sizes
S–5XL (range varies by garment)
Made to order
Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.

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