Dad Who Has It All But Not Hair Bald Dad Humor T-shirt
🎁 Buy 3+ items → 10% off your order, auto-applied at cart.
Garment
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
Print side
Size
Color:
Quantity
1
$21.99
Unisex Standard T-Shirt · size? · color? · Qty 1
⏱
Made to order · 2–4 daysfast turnaround
🚚
Free US shippingUS orders over $50.00
↩
7-day returns+ 1 free size exchange
🔒
Secure checkoutPayPal · price server-side
🎁 Bundle & save — buy any 3 items and 10% off is applied automatically, no code needed.
For the dad who embraces his baldness with humor, this shirt cleverly encapsulates the sentiment of having everything but a full head of hair. The bold text serves as a lighthearted reminder that true wealth is measured by laughter and love. This tee is designed for fathers who enjoy a good joke and don’t shy away from poking fun at themselves. Ideal for family gatherings or casual hangouts, it allows dads to showcase their personality while staying relaxed and comfortable. Wear it proudly to bring smiles and a chuckle from other parents.
Product details
- Fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Reviews
No reviews yet — verified buyers can review after their order ships.