Don't Tell Me What To Do Unless You're Naked Funny Sarcastic Gift For Vanlentine Day Tshir T-shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
This T-shirt features a provocative graphic that presents a humorous take on political commentary, showcasing the phrase 'Witness for the Prosecution.' The design captures the essence of satire and sarcasm, appealing to those who enjoy witty political humor. Ideal for casual outings or political events, this tee allows wearers to make their stance known with a playful twist. The straightforward typography makes the message clear, inviting laughter and dialogue among peers. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a clever jab at the current political climate while keeping things light-hearted.
Product details
- Fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
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