I Trained Zero Days Turkey Trot Thanksgiving T-shirt
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📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
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$21.99
Unisex Standard T-Shirt · size? · color? · Qty 1
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This humorous Thanksgiving t-shirt showcases a witty take on the classic Turkey Trot event. The phrase boldly declares that you’ve trained zero days, making it a fun choice for those who enjoy the festivities without the workout. Ideal for casual family dinners or Thanksgiving gatherings, this tee highlights your laid-back approach to the holiday while providing comfort. It’s a great way to share a laugh with others who can relate to skipping the run and indulging in delicious food instead. Wear it with pride as you enjoy the company of loved ones this Thanksgiving.
Product details
- Fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
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