Im Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Premium T-shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
Navigating life can be tricky, especially when dealing with difficult people. This humorous T-shirt boldly displays the phrase, 'I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One,' making it a snappy contribution to your casual wardrobe. The straightforward, cheeky wording invites both laughs and nods of agreement from those who appreciate a bit of sarcasm. Ideal for casual gatherings or simply lounging at home, this shirt resonates well with those who enjoy witty commentary on everyday situations and social interactions, ensuring you bring a smile to the faces of those who share your humor.
Product details
- Fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
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