Is He Vintage Dead Yet T-shirt
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📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
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$21.99
Unisex Standard T-Shirt · size? · color? · Qty 1
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This edgy vintage-style T-shirt brings a humorous twist to the concept of age and mortality. The playful phrase challenges societal norms about aging while encouraging laughter in the face of serious topics. Perfect for casual wear or gatherings with friends who appreciate dark humor, this shirt is a standout for those who like to push boundaries. The distressed design adds a touch of retro flair, making it relatable to a wide audience. Wear it boldly and start conversations about the intricacies of life and humor in a light-hearted manner.
Product details
- Fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
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