It's Not Going To Lick Itself Funny Dirty Xmas Inappropriate Christmas T-shirt
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📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
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$21.99
Unisex Standard T-Shirt · size? · color? · Qty 1
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This cheeky T-shirt brings a bold twist to holiday apparel with its playful text that reads 'It's Not Going To Lick Itself.' The provocative message is presented in a fun, typographic style that is sure to amuse those who appreciate a good laugh. Ideal for holiday parties where humor is the main attraction, this shirt encourages camaraderie and lighthearted fun among friends. Pair it with festive accessories and enjoy the reactions it evokes, making it a memorable piece to wear during your holiday festivities, adding a humorous edge to the season.
Product details
- Fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
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