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Ive Got 99 Problems And White Heteronormative Patriarchy Is Basically All Of Them T-shirt

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SizeLength (in)Width (in)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

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For those who appreciate a sharp critique wrapped in humor, this T-shirt speaks to the heart of modern social issues. The bold statement references a contemporary struggle against white heteronormative patriarchy, making it a thought-provoking choice for socially aware individuals. Ideal for protests, discussions, or simply making a statement while going about your day, this shirt encourages conversations about equality and justice. The straightforward text design keeps it bold without being overly complicated, perfect for those who want to challenge the status quo while remaining stylish.

Product details

Fabric
100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
Print placement
Front, Back, Front + Back
Garment options
13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
Available sizes
S–5XL (range varies by garment)
Made to order
Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.

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