Just Pour Me My Coffee Hand Me My Crochet Now Slowly Back Away Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
When coffee and crochet are your priorities, this shirt humorously captures that sentiment with the phrase, 'Just Pour Me My Coffee, Hand Me My Crochet, Now Slowly Back Away.' It perfectly suits those who enjoy their crafts, especially in cozy settings. Ideal for casual wear at home, crafting circles, or coffee shops, it cleverly communicates your need for focus while inviting a chuckle. The lighthearted tone shines through, making it a great choice for anyone who understands the joy of a caffeine boost paired with creative hobbies. Wear it with pride as you dive into your next project.
Product details
- Fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
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