Life Is Short For Mortals Retro Cthulhu Beach Relaxing T-shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
Dive into a world of cosmic horror with this retro Cthulhu-themed T-shirt that proclaims, 'Life Is Short For Mortals'. The nostalgic design features an imaginative portrayal of Cthulhu by the beach, inviting you to relax while contemplating the mysteries of the universe. This shirt is ideal for fans of Lovecraftian literature and those who appreciate a blend of humor and fantasy. Great for beach days, casual meetups, or lounging at home, it serves as a playful nod to the fleeting nature of existence while being comfortable for everyday wear. Let the cosmic vibes inspire your next adventure or chill out session.
Product details
- Fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
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