Mens Funny Bald Runner Hair Would Only Slow Me Down T-shirt
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📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
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$21.99
Unisex Standard T-Shirt · size? · color? · Qty 1
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For the dedicated runner who embraces their baldness, this humorous T-shirt delivers a light-hearted message: 'Hair Would Only Slow Me Down'. The design plays on the idea that a bald head is an advantage, making it perfect for fitness enthusiasts who enjoy a laugh while staying active. It's a great fit for running clubs, gym sessions, or casual outings with friends. By wearing this shirt, you'll show off your love for running and your playful side, encouraging others to join in on the fun. It’s time to celebrate baldness and speed!
Product details
- Fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
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