Merry Winter Solstice You Thieving Christian Bastards T-shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
Gather around the warmth of wit with this quirky T-shirt that delivers a humorous jab at holiday traditions. The design features bold typography that juxtaposes the concept of the Winter Solstice with a cheeky message, inviting laughter and reflection. Perfect for those who enjoy mixing humor with holiday spirit, this tee is great for festive gatherings or offbeat celebrations. It serves as an icebreaker during family dinners or friendly get-togethers, reminding everyone to embrace joy and sarcasm during the holiday season. Wear it proudly to show your unique take on winter festivities and spark playful conversations.
Product details
- Fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
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