Nobody Cares Until Youre Rich Pretty Or Dead T-shirt
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📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
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$21.99
Unisex Standard T-Shirt · size? · color? · Qty 1
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This t-shirt encapsulates a sardonic outlook on life with its bold statement that nobody cares until you're rich, pretty, or dead. The stark message resonates with individuals who appreciate dark humor and a poignant critique of societal values. Ideal for casual outings, this shirt lets you showcase your wit while making a statement about the pressures of success and appearance. Its straightforward design makes it easy to wear, allowing you to express your thoughts on modern life and societal expectations with confidence.
Product details
- Fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
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