Someday Well All Be Dead Retro Existential Dread T-shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
Navigating through life’s uncertainties can be daunting, but this t-shirt adds a touch of humor to existential thoughts. Its retro-style print features the phrase 'Someday We'll All Be Dead', blending poignancy with a light-hearted twist. Designed for those with a knack for witty commentary on life, this shirt is perfect for casual outings or relaxed gatherings with friends. Its vintage aesthetic invites wearers to share a chuckle about the inevitable while still looking effortlessly cool. This shirt resonates with anyone who enjoys a playful take on life's deeper themes, bringing laughs wherever it's worn.
Product details
- Fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
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