They call me grumpy paratrooper veteran because partner in crime makes me sound like a bad influence shirt
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📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
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$21.99
Unisex Standard T-Shirt · size? · color? · Qty 1
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This edgy shirt boldly displays the humorous phrase that highlights the unique experiences of a paratrooper veteran. With a playful tone, it captures the essence of camaraderie and the lighter side of military life, perfect for those who have served and carry their stories with pride. It's designed for veterans who appreciate a bit of sarcasm while connecting with fellow military members or friends. An excellent choice for casual wear, this shirt reflects both a sense of humor and a strong bond forged through shared experiences.
Product details
- Fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
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