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Womens The Only Runs I Do Involve A Bathroom T-shirt

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SizeLength (in)Width (in)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

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For those who know the urgency of a bathroom break, this witty T-shirt captures that sentiment perfectly. The clever phrase speaks to the humorous side of fitness, showcasing that the only running you're interested in is swift trips to the bathroom. Printed in a fun font, it’s a light-hearted addition to your wardrobe that’s sure to elicit a laugh. Ideal for casual outings or just lounging at home, this shirt is a fun way to express your relatable truth about exercise and nature’s call. Perfect for the woman who enjoys a good laugh about life’s necessities.

Product details

Fabric
100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton–polyester blend); midweight 4.2–5.3 oz, pre-shrunk.
Print placement
Front, Back, Front + Back
Garment options
13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
Available sizes
S–5XL (range varies by garment)
Made to order
Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.

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